Photo by Ellen Schmidt/Getty Images Witty, off-handed, 2010-era Cracked.com-esque barb. Uh-oh! It seems in their bout of summer cleaning, the Pohlad family accidentally shipped off our library of descriptors, our access to humor, and our capacity for verbosity. As a result, today’s article will be devoid of personality, wanting for identity, and created with … [Read more...] about Twins Result, Guardians Result: Summary and Humorous Title
Game 111: Twins at Guardians
A Twinkie Town meet-up! First Pitch: 12:40 PM CT TV: Twins.TV Radio: TIBN Know Thine Enemy: Covering The Corner We live in an era that is inexplicably bound to the Internet—but also becoming more and more suspicious of it. As data pours in from studies on long-term smartphone and social media use, the results are often troubling: cratering of attention spans, lack of close … [Read more...] about Game 111: Twins at Guardians
Game CIX: Twins @ Guardians
Smug and smugger. | Photo by David Berding/Getty Images Of course there’s still reasons to follow this year’s Twins. Us! We’re fun! Hang with us! First pitch: 6:10 Central Weather: National Weather Service still gutted, less smoky air in Ohio, 74° Opponent’s SB site: Covering The Corner TV: Twins TV. Radio: Over/under on a team official gushing about prospect returns, … [Read more...] about Game CIX: Twins @ Guardians
Guardians 3, Twins 2 (10 inn.): Some things never change
Photo by Nick Cammett/Getty Images Same as it ever was versus Cleveland “Hey Minnesota Twins—you just traded away a third of your roster in a single day! What do you win? A trip to your personal house of horrors—Progressive Field—to play your recent tormentors the Cleveland Guardians.” “Come on down!!!” Predictably, things did not start off well for Twins SP Joe Ryan, … [Read more...] about Guardians 3, Twins 2 (10 inn.): Some things never change
The Ballad of Bret Boone
Photo by Rich Pilling/MLB via Getty Images 2005’s boondoggle Last we checked on the 2005 Minnesota Twins, they had hit the skids in June—enough for U of M Morris’ finest beat writer to label them Hitless Wonders. But over the next few weeks fortunes turned and by July 11 the Twins were 48-38—a solid record, if still 9 GB the surging Chicago White Sox. It was on that … [Read more...] about The Ballad of Bret Boone