
A ninth-inning two-out rally crushes Minnesota.
Barely,
You know they had the game in hand,
We had a celebration planned,
A joyous feat that we’ve done before,
But barely,
They scored a couple off the pen,
But couldn’t find relief again
And ended on the other side of the score.
Oh, barely.
He checked his swing? Nah, spare me.
The bases full? Beware me,
Another runner in there: we
Lost barely.
A run home, barely.
One home? Spare me,
Go home.
Oh barely,
There are some STUDS named fairly,
For Chris Paddack didn’t tarry,
That Lewis blast was scary.
But barely,
A few DUDS left us wary,
The bullpen all wasn’t merry,
Another game to bury.
Another game to bury,
Bury,
Bury.
A run home? Barely.
One home? Spare me,
Go home.
A run home? Barely.
One home? Spare me,
Go home.
Run home? Barely.
One home? Spare me,
Go home.
COTG goes to SooFoo.