A game is a game is a game.
First Pitch: 12:10 PM
TV: Twins.TV, MLBN (out of market)
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy
Know Yo’ Foe: Over the Monster
As requested by sandwiches two weeks ago…
Damn, we’re boooooooooored… ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…
Why-y-y…
Crazy, the hottest of stoves;
Forecasts are hazy, coming in droves.
Waiting: who moves or stays?
We’ll learn of their fate in a couple of days.
Afternoon’s appealing,
That’s what we exclaim:
We’re going to the field for a baseball game.
We’re going to the field for a baseball game.
The whim of the Pohlads, those -ers of a wank;
They look to control adds and head to the bank.
The office of Falvey so loath to be bold,
Shut tight all bivalvey as little is sold.
Afternoons of dealing,
Hope they aren’t the same:
We’re going to the field for a baseball game.
We’re going to the field for a baseball game.
I know that things have gone too wrong for years;
It’s gone from stressful to absurd, yeah, yeah, yeah…
Here on a Wednesday with oodles undone;
A cheer-with-our-friends day, a win would be fun.
Crazy, the deadline is near—
Forget it, be lazy; enjoy while we’re here!
Afternoons are healing,
Sweet as aspartame:
We’re going to the field for a baseball game!
We’re going to the field for a baseball game!
original image via Camodo Gaming