A day game brings a chance for a sweep!
First Pitch: 12:10 PM
TV: BSN
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy
Know Thine Enemy: South Side Sox
Come on Twins, why don’t we take them down:
They’re all bad JAGs.
I’m gonna root my team will go and knock them down:
They’re all bad JAGs.
Start to star, we’re getting sweeping hot
Where the veins are cold and every bat is hot
‘Cause it’s a noisy hall when playing winning ball:
They’re all bad JAGs.
(It’s poo)
They’re all bad JAGs;
(Hotshot whooping!)
They’re all bad JAGs.
Sticky air we had to struggle through;
(They’re all bad JAGs)
It’s been a bothered dip to leave us feeling blue.
(They’re all bad JAGs)
All’s not done despite the hole we dug;
We’re gonna grasp a win, we’re gonna pull the rug
From under Southside’s heart to make them fall apart:
They’re all bad JAGs.
Hit the gas, we’ll play ‘em fast and loose;
(They’re all bad JAGs)
Get the sweep and don’t accept a truce.
(They’re all bad JAGs)
Now’s the game to make opponents sigh,
We took the starting three by being bold, not CHI:
Their Central status fear is an extended bier;
They’re all bad JAGs.
Oh, we’re gonna see their sheepish shitty shame;
(They’re all bad JAGs)
Oh, they’re gonna buckle in a slaughter game.
(They’re all bad JAGs)
Green as a completed Wordle,
Keen a new Chicago turd’ll
Make it clear the Twins are here!
(They’re all bad JAGs.)
Come on Twins, let’s go and take them down:
They’re all bad JAGs!
It’s gonna suit our team to go and rock this town:
They’re all bad JAGs!
Start to star, we’d better keep it hot
Where the veins are cold and every bat is hot!
An Illinois-y pall against our Twinning ball:
They’re all bad JAGs!
All Chicago’s rife
With ball-and-glove-full strife;
They’re all bad JAGs!
(Bad JAGs!)