Hug your loved ones’ forearms.

First Pitch: 1:10 pm CDT

TV: Twins.TV / ~ / Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM

The light has gone out of my life.

Take your pic of articles which have already relayed the soul-crushing news that Luke Keaschell will be sidelined until the heat death of the universe with a non-displaced forearm fracture. Meanwhile, my heart has been THOROUGHLY displaced from my own body, and somebody is doing a step-dance on it at the Gray Duck Deck.

It’s up to you to find the joy in the lineup that now includes Jonah Bride batting sixth and no dynamic baserunners other than Byron Buxton, who still inspires fear when he gets into gear (unfortunately, his ‘Ghost Rider’ nickname never caught on outside my own mind, probably because I never mentioned it to another living soul.)

GO TWINS GO!