First Pitch: 6:40 PM
TV: Twins.TV
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy
Know Yo’ Foe: Lone Star Ball
Pitchers called up
Time to get set
Trust to get outs
And start the ballgame again.
Seems like a schedule in this town,
Arms open hot before one goes down,
A pitcher’s called up
Just to get outs
And start a ballgame again.
Early, Woods Richardson hit a slump;
They needed him to take the bump:
A pitcher’s called up
Just to get outs
And start a ballgame again.
Sadly, the next to injure
Was our Pablo to the long IL.
Then Zebby feeling ginger,
So who’ll lead us out of hell?
Now as the brilliance of summer’s near,
It’s Festa’s job to take the sphere,
His time to get set:
The pitcher’s called up
Just to get outs
And start the ballgame again.
[during the instrumental break, grab a cold beverage]
Wednesday in Minnesota
And the drizzles of a Junetime eve.
Coming to fill a quota?
No, we came ‘cause we believe!
Now as the brilliance of summer’s near,
The Twins will play, the fans will cheer:
It’s time to get set—
The pitcher’s called up
Just to get outs
And start the ballgame again.
original image via Vecteezy