A shortened game and the Twins drop below .500.
We come in from MSP
The ballgame on TV
Our hope: shake that frown, lose the gloam.
Scoring was light,
Another long night:
This team ain’t woke up,
I wanna go home.
Unfortunate ball team ails,
See one more way it fails,
This style of play is a bore, so let me go home.
Wish me shalom
As hopes implode like the Dome, yeah yeah;
This team ain’t woke up,
I wanna go home.
Now Buxton led off a bomb,
The STUD gave a mental calm,
The lead was alas a strawman, blowing away.
Ober got rocked,
The DUD was physically blocked, yeah, yeah;
They need to stoke up;
I wanna go home.
Unfortunate ball team ails,
See one more way it fails,
This style of play is a bore, so let me go home, let me go home:
I wanna go home (let me go home, unfortunate ball team)
Unfortunate ball team ails (unfortunate ball team)
This team ain’t woke up;
I wanna go home.
The Comment’s going to Goose
For God, who let rainfall loose;
And in these long delays, we’re all of us done.
Let me go home,
But I am presently home…
I thought that baseball’s supposed to be fun.
Unfortunate ball team ails,
See one more way it fails,
This style of play is a bore, so let me go home.
Let me go home…