A pair of rallies and strong ‘pens keep the Ws coming!
Good to know there’s baseball following the rain,
Play a quick nine and then do it again.
Though erring in the open, losing wasn’t fate:
‘Cause Vázquez with a bomb and they win nine straight!
Feel the highs of this doubleheader,
On the rise, see this club all better.
Say, though it’s still May (early), no one should stay surly:
A doubleheader is the best to see.
Still there’s one more and it, it gets absurd:
They fall behind after quite the rotten third.
But fight and fight, and in a sudden shocking minute,
A Clemens hard swing and the Twins’ll win it!
Laud the ‘pen in this doubleheader.
STUDS again in this doubleheader.
Say, ere we part, splay a gulf: comment on Beowulf.
This doubleheader was the best, you see!