Add three dashes of homers, toss in a cup of clutch Jeffers, and serve immediately.
It’s a melancholy song, tune doesn’t really fit a good win, but it’s the best Nancy Drew song by far so I had to use it.
A final score behind me and a hundred more to go
This 6 to 3 on Wednesday night brought on victorious glow.
So many times we’re let down, and yet now who would have guessed
The club from Minnesota is among all baseball’s best?
For even when there’s darkness, something calls for us to find
The little joys and dashes in our team that make us bind.
The glove, the ball that carries, and the bat that sent it deep:
A tale of what the game did for a nerd that couldn’t sleep.
For those not seen a title (such as I, who spawned too late),
We’ve watched and cried through cheers and groans; we’ve hoped we could be great.
It brings us back; in spring we yearn our deepest wants are good,
And seeing Twins across the plate reminds us that we could.
For even when there’s darkness, something calls for us to find
The little joys and dashes in our team that make us bind.
The glove, the ball that carries, and the bat that sent it deep:
A tale of what the game did for a nerd that couldn’t sleep.
We laud the STUDLY Paddack, boasting strikeouts counting ten;
Correa, Trev, and Castro jacked; and Jeffers? Clutch again.
Put DUDS to rest; the Comment’s James on MST3K.
Let’s wrap this up; tomorrow’s one more game and one more day.
For even when there’s darkness, something calls for us to find
The little joys and dashes in our team that make us bind.
The glove, the ball that carries, and the bat that sent it deep:
A tale of what the game did for a nerd that couldn’t sleep.
Yes, even when there’s darkness, something calls for us to find
The little joys and dashes in our team that make us bind.
The glove, the ball that carries, and the bat that sent it deep:
A tale of what the game did for a nerd that couldn’t sleep.