The Buck Truck rolls over Texas!
Byron Buxton, Byron Buxton, catching flame: you
Dive for catches, crush the ball a country mile.
Sprinting, stealing, still repealing those who blame you
For each injury and stay upon the IL.
That rhyme’s bad, but play is rad from Byron Buxton,
And it brings the team together as a club.
Always strives to improve just one more step,
E’er extending and ascending,
He’s the STUD Number One, Byron Buxton,
For this, another high-up triumph of a dub.
Three hard hits for him to clobber, Byron Buxton,
With his lacquered stick of lumber as a club.
Leads the team to improve just one more step,
E’er extending and ascending,
Like a flood on the run, Byron Buxton
Leads us another high-up triumph of a dub.
[double feature!]
Unforgettable,
A classic win.
Palate-wettable:
Where to begin?
Like a Varland ball at hundred speed,
And a pitching staff that plundered speed
Everyone STUDS
And nobody DUDS
Unforgettable,
A favorite day,
And most quotable,
What carl did say:
How the Twinsfolk family’s spreadable
And a vow just makes it credible.
Yes, tonight was unforgettable too.